RIP me, because this otherwise matter-of-fact business article about what Lucasfilm needs to do for Ep IX to stay strong in the box office has ended my life. It starts out with this:
And casually goes on like this:
I literally clapped a hand to my mouth and squeaked right out loud. Well played, Scott Mendelson.
someone get ao3 on the phone gotta change the work name to reylo trilogy
Every time I hear a fan discuss how Lucasfilm should have had a plan going into the Sequel Trilogy instead of writing it as they go along, I think of Poe Dameron throwing chairs on the bridge of the Raddus, convinced Holdo has no clue what she’s doing because her plan doesn’t look like the one he would make.